An entirely illogical, mostly obsessive-compulsive, slightly schizophrenic, moderately manic-depressive, sometime passive-aggressive, randomly sadistic bookworm who still doesn't know what she wants to be when she grows up...and is a sucker for an *bleep* accent...pathetic, I know...
Ingredients: (makes 1 serving)
1/8 Captain Hook
Garnish with sarcasm and cynicism
Best served on a rainy day