An entirely illogical, mostly obsessive-compulsive, slightly schizophrenic, moderately manic-depressive, sometime passive-aggressive, randomly sadistic bookworm who still doesn't know what she wants to be when she grows up...and is a sucker for an *bleep* accent...pathetic, I know...

Ingredients: (makes 1 serving)
1/2 Maleficent 
1/4 Ursula 
1/8 Stitch 
1/8 Captain Hook
Garnish with sarcasm and cynicism
Best served on a rainy day